umm.... no.

I kinda chuckled once. It wasn't funny, but you did put effort into it. I think. Well it was longer than the average flash at least. I agree with IronHayden, its just to... let's say "out of control". Your story can have structure and still have humor at the same time. I'll just say i think it was more fun for you to make it than it was for me to watch. Better luck next time, though. You have potential.

I like the massage.

Makse out with the first beautiful person you see. Nothing matters but looks. That's a good thing to teach the kids. What are you? Disney? It's nice though and I like it.

very cool

fighting is super fuid and when synced with the music... che magnific(don't know what that means). The fighting style reminds me of Spike for Cowboy Bebop.

freakin sweet

this game is wicked. I love it. one of the best flash game I've ever played.

omg

its easy until the 4 level ten its exteremly figgin hard to beat. i hate the sespension and bouncing of the ramps at high speed

mad skills

I've got to say man, you got a talent for music(and naming songs).
awesome!

Bad accident

He tragically lost half his body... and his head in an awful Zamboni accident. Besides the obvious improbability, It is a very cool deign, very realistic.

very surreal

beautiful symmetry and great work with that perspective. I have to say your one of the first artist I've seen on the portal that really got me to participate here on Newgrounds. Thanks a lot for being awesome and keep up the amazing work.

This is really nice.

Great detail and a lot going on. I just wish it was a little bigger.